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Headlines like these always rile me. I know it's important to bust up teenage booze fests and spread the word that drinking is not appropriate until you are over 21, at which point you can apparently drink all you want until your nose starts to look like a road map scratched into a tomato and your liver grows to the size of a beach ball.
No, my problem is with the press coverage itself. Where were my headlines when I was running from the cops, with the speed and stealth of one of the "Lord of the Flies" kids, back in 1980-era Waterville? Back then, we didn't just stand back, giant red cups in hand, and wait for the cops to hand out the punishment.See the full content of this document
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Talk of the Town
We scrambled through back windows like moles, scaled fences like monkeys, fled through the woods like gazel...
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