Summary
I know how you get. The air grows cold and the leaves grow dead and you undergo a personality shift that can best be described as, from the Latin, loony toonus.
You put dead, discolored ears of corn on the door to your home. If you found these things in your cupboards, you would shriek and throw them away. But because you found them at Kmart for a great price, you display them proudly, where others can see them.See the full content of this document
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Ode to Summer's End
You turn into Lord Byron whenever you walk past a tree adorned with leaves that are, as mentioned above, dead. The leaves are literally rotting on their branches, but you react as though God himself cam...
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